Mädchen, 21 Jahre aus Dublin, Co Limerick, Ireland
“Gettin rdy for a mad weekend wit my
gurls luv ye guys mwah xxxxxxxxxx”
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braceface's Profil

Persönlichkeit: Party Animal
Beziehung: Vergeben
Interessiert an: Jungs
Mitglied seit: Oct 30, 2007
Musik: Dance Music
Filme: Komedie
Leben: Mit den Eltern
Besucher: 714
Zuletzt online: 1 Jahr her

In da foto im da brunette, jst in cse yere wonderin......mwah...xxxxxx!!!

 

. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?

(because they are plugged into a genius)

2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?

(they don't have enough time)

3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?

(they don't stop to ask directions)

4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?

(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)

(You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)

5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?

(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)

6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?

(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)

7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?

(don't know.....it never happened)

8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?

(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)